I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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