what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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