"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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