The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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