how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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