Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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