Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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