So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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