"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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