You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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