is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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