i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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