oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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