so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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