we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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