I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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