Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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