can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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