That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
you had me at cake vodka
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
sex in a hospital.. check
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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