I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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