even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
