Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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