dude i'm inner monologue high
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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