This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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