Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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