If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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