C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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