All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I AM VODKA MAN
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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