Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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