I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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