You're a womanizer and a bitch.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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