The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
