turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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