Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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