did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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