Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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