Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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