she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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