Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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