My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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