You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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