I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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