she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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