dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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