my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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