I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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