i barfeds in our rink
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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