I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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