i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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