May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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