she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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