Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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