I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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