brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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