last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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