i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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